Two-Man Fencing Quadruple Thrust
Kreese: I believe this is called the Two-Man Fencing Quadruple Thrust. An extremely effective move.
Howard: As opposed to the Two-Man FACING Quadruple Thrust which is just two men fucking each other.
Kreese: But also very effective if your goal is to fuck another man.
Howard: ...get your hand off my leg.
Shortest horror story ever
Now I just wanna replay Madworld holy fuck that game was so good.
If I ever had an autoplay music thing my blog, itd...
10 hour nonstop hardcore dilbystyle
leasarfatis: i was born with glass bones and paper skin every morning i break my legs and every afternoon i break my arms at night i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
why is everyone posting gifs? with Shia LaBeouf's...
nykonykes: Do people still like him or something? @.@ His full name means “God’s Salvation is the beef”
This test that has been floating around →
la-creme: thewubiscaroline: 58hours: aportraitoftheartist-asayoungfan: Is probably the singularly most unsettling thing to ever exist on the internet agh I love these things they’re so bizarre it says for me: Either an ascetic personality is evident or you feel that you are steeling yourself for the difficulties ahead in life by withdrawing from the pleasures of the world. There is a...
Did like a scorpio like super cheat the owner of...
Because I swear the “Scorpio is manipulating” fact happens EVERY OTHER PAGE and no other zodiac site really harps on it.
No Zodiac City. No. Stop. You can not have multiple numbered facts in your 2000 facts be “Reblog if youre a scorpio!” THATS NOT A FACT THATS A DESPERATE PLEA FOR ATTENTION A DESPERATE PLEA YOU HAVE DONE THREE TIMES NOW EDIT- Also how many times are you going to repost “Scorpios can be calculating and manipulative” without even bothering to change the text arrrrgghhh
ugh im at that part of zodiac city in my sign where its just the same 3 facts reworded 600 different ways.
They announced a new sonic/sega racing game
Im so excited. The first one was way better than the recent Mario Karts. I hope theres just like less Sonic stuff and more Rest of Sega stuff.
Please tell me Im not the only one who thought Maya Rudolph was the costar in the Five Year Engagement Like I legitimately thought this for the longest time and I dont know why and I only found out last week that shes not in it
Im looking at this banner ad and it says “NEW TRICK IN LAWRENCEVILLE” And then on the side is a picture of a car on fire, except theyve animated fake fire coming off of it And then it says “If you drive over 25 MPH you MUST read this…” what is going on
I don’t want you to apologize for being rich; I want you to acknowledge that in...– Stephen King: Tax Me, for F@%&’s Sake! - The Daily Beast (via bigredrobot)
Today is monday
I have spent today thinking it was almost every other day of the week at some point in time, so I’m posting this so I can solidify it in my head.