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me: “any games you wanted to reserve today? Call of duty, battlefield, last of us, Ellen page simulator 64”
customer: “no I get all those games on steam”
me: “.”
I’ll have you know the steam edition of Ellen Page simulator fixes the framerate issues the n64 original had in the Juno level
The $1.1 billion purchase price, meanwhile, will vaporize more than a third of Yahoo’s cash balance
I kind of cant believe Yahoo bought Tumblr mostly because they’re spending 1/3rd of their balance on a site that made 1% of that price in revenue last year.
Like thats “Me making high bets my hand cant cash playing poker” levels of stupid
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Oh I forgot the reason I keep not changing the queue on my electroswing blog is that trying to organize it just flatout doesnt work for me anymore for no good fucking reason
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anyways gatsby scorecard from best to worst gatsby movies
High Tier
2013 Gatsby: Its fucking great
Mid Tier
1949 Gatsby: I like its noir sensibilities even if taken solely as an adaption its really poor
2002 G: Its fun and interesting as an adaptation. It plays out like a higher budgeted BET drama which is enjoyable enough for me
Garbage Tier
1974 Gatsby: If you muted it, at least id look nice. Glacial, miscast, its the book without the things that made the book look good
2000 Gatsby: See above, strike out the part where I said it looks pretty.
That is incredible
if i don’t own a suit like this and have a job were i can wear it in the next 10 years something serioucly has gone wrong in my life
(Source : jstreetstyle.blogspot.com, via dozydozy)
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
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“PRISONER OF SEA”
I couldn’t be anywhere else
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you know all you guys do is bitch about every update tumblr does so you should probably be happy that it got bought because maybe someone will fucking fix it
Ah yes, because Yahoo has that stunning track record of ever making the sites they buy better.
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